SFX: Game show music
MARTY:
Hey, all you listeners out there! Do you know what time it is!? It’s time to play —
SFX: Chorus of contestants and audience shouting in unison.
ALL: MODERN… ART… MASHUP!!
MARTY: (chuckles) T
he rules are simple, contestants! As I point out details in the painting, panel, it’s your job to tell us what we’re seeing!
SFX: Wind-up and ticking sound.
MARTY:
Okay, the timer’s running! Let’s start with the wooden plank rising vertically on the left side of the canvas—can anyone tell me what that is?
SFX: Ding!
MARTY:
Ynez?
YNEZ:
Yes, Marty. It’s an obvious nod to German Dadaist Max Ernst!
SFX: Buzzer. Crowd reacts.
MARTY:
I’m sorry, Ynez– the answer we were looking for was “a face!” “A face.” Over to you, Margo. At the bottom right side of the canvas—that squiggly melting torso, draped with cream-colored fabric… what is it?
MARGO:
I see lips where the head might be, reminiscent of Picasso, and the melting is a loving homage to master surrealist Salvador Dali?
SFX: Buzzer. Crowd reacts.
MARTY:
Sorry, Margo, the answer is “a reclining lady.” We’re looking at “a reclining lady.” I would have taken “a reclining lady holding a mirror” too. No one’s giving out MFA’s today, don’t overthink it.
OK panel, next up is that red sun radiating out of an inverted triangle. Now look just above it in the sky, that big black-and-white smear — what is it?
SFX: Ding!
MARGO:
That’s a stylized brushstroke, often seen in the pop art works of this artist, Roy Lichtenstein.
SFX: Correct answer chime
MARTY:
The hand-painted Ben-day dots and diagonal shading also common motifs in Lichtenstein’s paintings! Score one for the self-referentialists.
SFX: Gameshow music stinger.
MARTY:
You know what that sound means! It’s time for–
ALL: LAST DETAIL!
SFX: Ticking
MARTY:
That’s right, contestants…scan this painting for a figure in a hat and red tie.
SFX: YNEZ and MARGO make vague searching noises… “Um..?”
MARTY:
…Standing just left of a yellow wall?
MARGO:
Mexican muralist Diego Rivera?
YNEZ:
French painter Fernand Leger?
SFX: Buzzer
MARTY: Sorry, ladies, the judges don’t know either! But isn’t that ambiguity part of what makes this painting
so much fun! You don’t have to know every reference, you just have to know it’s a…
ALL: MODERN…ART…MASHUP!
SFX: Music, as if the game show is ending and Margo yells over the top
MARGO: (frantic)
…the sunset is also recurring motif throughout Lichtenstein’s works!
MARTY:
Game over, Margo. That’s… that’s enough.